A professor 👨‍🏫 explains marketing to MBA students

A PROFESSOR EXPLAINS MARKETING TO MBA STUDENTS. 1. You see a gorgeous girl at the party. You go up to her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me! That's direct marketing. 2. You're at the party with bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says: "He's very rich. Marry him!". That's advertising. 3. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day, you call and say: "Hi, I'm very rich. Marry me!". That's telemarketing. 4. You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink. You open the door (of the car) for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her ride and then say: "By the way, I'm rich. Will you marry me?" - That's public relations. 5. You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and says: "You are very rich! Can you marry me?" That's brand recognition. 6. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!" She gives you a nice hard slap on your face. That's customer feedback. 7. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!" She introduces you to her husband. That's demand and supply gap. 8. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say anything, another person comes and tells her: "I'm rich. will you marry me?" and she goes with him. That's competition eating into your market share. 9. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you can say: "I'm rich. Marry me!" Your wife arrives. That's restriction for entering new markets. Funny but brilliantly submitted by Marketing Ideas. What do you think? #TheSurgeon #BusinessStructure #Yesconceptmkt

slay mama season1

To all those ladies who are fond of calling their selves slaymamas and slayqueens, abeg know the definition of the word before you start giving yourselves titles. Lol. Many Ladies would go ahead and defend the term "slayqueen" saying it means a woman who is successful and who doesn't need to depend on a man to get what she wants. In fact i used to be one of those ladies that caption pictures sometimes with "SLAYING" or "WE SLAY" thinking it meant something good until i learnt that the title had a definition. Lmao, apparently Urban dictionary literally defined "Slay queen" as an Olosho who is active on snapchat, instagram, and any other popular social media you could think of. But all things fair though, Urban dictionary gave one good definition of "slay queen", i guess they were just trying to pat ladies' already battered and shattered ego. Check out the definitions.