A professor 👨‍🏫 explains marketing to MBA students

A PROFESSOR EXPLAINS MARKETING TO MBA STUDENTS. 1. You see a gorgeous girl at the party. You go up to her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me! That's direct marketing. 2. You're at the party with bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says: "He's very rich. Marry him!". That's advertising. 3. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day, you call and say: "Hi, I'm very rich. Marry me!". That's telemarketing. 4. You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink. You open the door (of the car) for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her ride and then say: "By the way, I'm rich. Will you marry me?" - That's public relations. 5. You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and says: "You are very rich! Can you marry me?" That's brand recognition. 6. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!" She gives you a nice hard slap on your face. That's customer feedback. 7. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!" She introduces you to her husband. That's demand and supply gap. 8. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say anything, another person comes and tells her: "I'm rich. will you marry me?" and she goes with him. That's competition eating into your market share. 9. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you can say: "I'm rich. Marry me!" Your wife arrives. That's restriction for entering new markets. Funny but brilliantly submitted by Marketing Ideas. What do you think? #TheSurgeon #BusinessStructure #Yesconceptmkt